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[onlyonehugayear]

You're kidding me. This is really happening. That guy wasn't an Alzheimer's patient?

Great. So instead of being paid a ridiculous amount of money to sit behind a desk and answer phones, I get to babysit some schmuck and not get paid. Or bang my ex-wife. I don't see any of the perks to this

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[keepsonrunning]

The Big Cheese?

Maybe I'll call you Cheddar from now on.

[onlyonehugayear]

Uh, no.

Big Cheese. Or Jesus.

[keepsonrunning]

There's no way I'm calling you Jesus.

[onlyonehugayear]

That's what you say now.

[keepsonrunning]

What are you going to do? Make me call you it? That’s not going to happen.

[onlyonehugayear]

It's happening Sandra.

[keepsonrunning]

My name is Serena.

[onlyonehugayear]

Right, so, seeing as I don't really care much, your name's Sandra now.

[keepsonrunning]

Then your name's Cheddar now. It's only fair.

[onlyonehugayear]

I. Won't. Answer. To that.

[keepsonrunning]

Yes. You. Will. You'll see.

[onlyonehugayear]

I don't think so.

[keepsonrunning]

Don't be so sure, Cheddar. I have my ways.

[onlyonehugayear]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[keepsonrunning]

Ha! You just responded to me calling you Cheddar.

[onlyonehugayear]