[locked to DATS personell and allies, because DAMN if hostiles are EVER going to see this]

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

I suggest whoever left him like this come out to me personally and admit it, because if Satsuma finds you first, you won't like it.

And I can assure all of you that he is already out looking for the one who did this.

[Attachment: several dozen pictures of a data frozen Satsuma dressed like this]

Comments

[isnot_theworst]

.. Uh oh.

[white_chsspiece]

Holy---

These have been all over the base!! I found some at my desk when I went back to work!

[kenkabanchou]

...huh.

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

...Just "huh", Masaru?

I would've thought you'd be doubling over in laughter by now.

[kenkabanchou]

...

Why the hell do you skip over Yoshino and Megumi...

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

Their reactions are to be expected, of course. Yours wasn't.

[were_gonna_die]

*snirk*

Heheheh...!

[the_man_of_men]

I've checked with my sister, just in case.

She said it wasn't her, as it reminds her too much of her friend Yurika.

I feel slightly traumatized for knowing that.