There's something I have to talk to you about. Something important I have to ask you.

((Haven't decided if this is current or frontdated, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it...))

While I cannot divulge to everyone what is happening, Ravemon and his forces are attempting to use a weapon to destroy the Royal Base and us along with it as a show of example. While we have been evacuating residents in Tetha and surrounding areas, we are also sending a strike team to infiltrate Ravemon's weapon and destroy it. It may be our only ( Read more... )

I'm aware all of you know of impending trouble, as well as the danger that has been occurring to the residents of Tetha.

If you're a resident there, I strongly urge all of you to leave as soon as you can. DATS will offer you safe haven wherever you wish to go to, until this situation has been resolved ( Read more... )

..What in...

--No!

((Yes, Satsuma got hit with the age virus again... but unlike most people in his age group? He's been aged 15 or so years...forward. So now he's around 60..and quite looks it.))

I suggest whoever left him like this come out to me personally and admit it, because if Satsuma finds you first, you won't like it.

And I can assure all of you that he is already out looking for the one who did this.

[Attachment: several dozen pictures of a data frozen Satsuma dressed like this]

hmm.

This will, coming from me, sound like an extremely odd and uncharacteristic request. But I'm sure you of all people will understand, especially at a time like this.

...I need you to come punch me in the face.

This is going to be the last time I ask of all of you: the next person who sends their Digimon to turn me into my "other form" will be justly punished for it with janitorial duties!!

And don't think I won't try to enforce that on you as well, Daimon-hakase! I know you were the one who sent them all on me!

...This is...

Unfortunate.

...I suppose it's best to just start at the point and go from there ( Read more... )

...I heard about what happened, Rumiko.

I didn't even have to see you teary-eyed for five seconds to get an idea of what was troubling you. I know it has to be the virus that's making your daughter so stand-offish and the *thought* it's breaking your heart makes me want to die inside.

I know I already gave you something, but...really, are roses ( Read more... )