[locked to DATS personell and allies, because DAMN if hostiles are EVER going to see this]

[oni_no_ikkatsu]

I suggest whoever left him like this come out to me personally and admit it, because if Satsuma finds you first, you won't like it.

And I can assure all of you that he is already out looking for the one who did this.

[Attachment: several dozen pictures of a data frozen Satsuma dressed like this]

Comments

[golden_hero]

Must not laugh Commander will kill me, must not laugh Commander will kill me...

Wasn't me, I swear! I'm not that suicidal.

[noguchi_yuka]

...

Wow. Someone has balls.

And is a moron.

[heart_oflight]

*quiet snicker*

Sorry... I-I didn't mean...

Sorry.

*another quiet snicker*