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Even MORE Spirit of Truth!
Motherfucker, choose Christ!
The greatest thing about this guy's babble is that it is something that my Christian friends as well as my heathenistic friends can both laugh themselves silly at this fella's insane babble.
Once again, NSFW, BEE-YOTCH! He don't need no cowards infiltratin' his shit, so be warned. -
Yet more butt-fuckin' phone chaos.
Allright, folks--check it out: my cellphone has, yet again, decided to screw me. Pretty seriously this time ( Read more... ) -
Switch on Chargertron!
I am soooooo fucking covering this song at the next Retar-D2 show.
God, how I love the names of the robots: Protagatron and Antagatron! -
2 very sick human beings
OK, here we go, people...two remarkably ugly people talk about having sex with their horses. You heard me. Sex. With horses. Don't be listening to this at work, people, because none of your coworkers want to hear about blowin' horses. -
The One Thing in the World I Care About Less than The Britney Spears Divorce Drama
i'm not going to say I have the biggest wang on earth--far from it--but the ol' khram is definitely of modest size....If nothing else, it is big enough for BOTH TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES TO BLOW IT.
I swear to fucking god I'm going to go on a tri-country manatee-killing spree if I have to see one more fucking front page story or hear one more ( Read more... ) -
The Road to Be Filmed
Cormac McCarthy fans: ALERT! According to CHUD.com, Cormac McCarthy's unimaginably-depressing opus The Road has just been bought up by Producer Nick Wechsler, and is to be directeed by John HillcoatI have no idea who either of those guys are, but here's the deal: There are a few things this film MUS have or do in order to bring the bleaker-than- ( Read more... ) -
The Gourds / Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice
YeahYEAH! Big ups to my homey nigga inmostlight for sending me this doublePHAT video of The Gourds covering Snoop D-O-double-G's classic "Gin & Juice". Werd to to ya muthas. -
Oh no!
Not Britney and Kevin Federline!
If their marriage has fallen apart, how can I possibly have hope in any other marriage?!
Hey, Britney--was K-Fed's mad pimpin' solo album too much for you? Did his sudden, vast upsurge in popularity make you--*gasp!*--jealous?God, you two are the most pathetic people I've ever seen. Go back to the trailer park, ( Read more... ) -
Mysterious Gelatinous Ball Spotted Near Norway
What in the world is it? asks the article's title.
IT'S A FUCKING JUVENILE SHOGGOTH, YOU DUMMIES! RUN!!! Or...I mean, SWIM.
(Check out the picture in the article. You know I'm right.)