The One Thing in the World I Care About Less than The Britney Spears Divorce Drama
i'm not going to say I have the biggest wang on earth--far from it--but the ol' khram is definitely of modest size....If nothing else, it is big enough for BOTH TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES TO BLOW IT.
I swear to fucking god I'm going to go on a tri-country manatee-killing spree if I have to see one more fucking front page story or hear one more inane "celebwatch" telecast concerning their forthcoming wedding fiasco.
Seriously. A crazy scientologist and a bubbleheaded teenybopper are getting married. Woop-de-ding-dong-doo.
And furthermore...a bubbleheaded ex-teen-popstar and an overwhelmingly-untalented white trash wigger are getting divorced. Woop-de-ding-dong-doo squared.
America's ridiculous worship of empty idols is enough to whip me up into a commandment-smashing Mosaic fury sometimes.
I swear to fucking god I'm going to go on a tri-country manatee-killing spree if I have to see one more fucking front page story or hear one more inane "celebwatch" telecast concerning their forthcoming wedding fiasco.
Seriously. A crazy scientologist and a bubbleheaded teenybopper are getting married. Woop-de-ding-dong-doo.
And furthermore...a bubbleheaded ex-teen-popstar and an overwhelmingly-untalented white trash wigger are getting divorced. Woop-de-ding-dong-doo squared.
America's ridiculous worship of empty idols is enough to whip me up into a commandment-smashing Mosaic fury sometimes.