Mall Abuse

[onegrapeshy]

I am the Nice Person in the mall who always walks around people. Ducking here, ducking there. Circling around clusters of bodies just fricking standing there hogging the whole middle of the road. Winding my convulated way through hordes of folks who obviously have no intention of stepping aside to perhaps let me pass by for a change.

See? I'm a

Comments

[warriorofworry]

Good for you. (They're just not. paying. any. attention. Not to mention the real time to go Xmas shopping is - are you ready? Xmas eve. People will buy *anything*, and they're rushed but sheepish and happy with anticipation.)

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[rowanda380]

lol, yeah I seriously avoid public places this time of year, I get so frustrated with people standing there and not thinking about anyone else, and poor little me trying to find my way through without bothering anyone...it can be infuriating...

[shoebrera]

Nah, not too crabby. I'm the person who stops and stands stock still when people walk abreast from one side to the other. They go around far easier than if I tried to go through or around them.

My suggestion? Just take your tank!

[edgyauthor]

Ugh, that sounds so incredibly annoying. I don't think anyone can blame you for embracing your Inner Tank. ;)