Nope, haven't blogged for a while. For those of you who saw my locked post a couple of weeks back, dealing with that threw me out of the loop for a while. But here I am. With Christmas two days away, I'm happy to announce that:

1. I finished all my shopping and managed to navigate every store without one single physical or even verbal altercation.

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I am the Nice Person in the mall who always walks around people. Ducking here, ducking there. Circling around clusters of bodies just fricking standing there hogging the whole middle of the road. Winding my convulated way through hordes of folks who obviously have no intention of stepping aside to perhaps let me pass by for a change.

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Only 96%? How is that possible?

You scored a 96%!

Congratulations! I applaud you on the multiple watchings of the movie. You must watch the marathons each year :^)

A Christmas Story
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I've only seen this movie about 118,0422 times.

"A CHRISTMAS STORY" in 30 SECONDS

OK, 118,042-3 times.

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So HOW LONG does it take to get a gift cert from Amazon? I ordered one days ago (to be mailed) and it never did get here. Okay, so this morning I ordered another one online that I could print out and, ya know, GIVE to someone today? It still hasn't come! WTF?

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Since I'm still in a daze from that great review, not much could happen today to freak me out. Dropped Beth off at Wal-Mart, hit a few stores, picked her back up and headed off to see Grandma who was in such a crappy mood, we didn't hang around long. I know it's the season, and she's stuck in a nursing home with no money, no independence, and of ( Read more... )

Last minute Christmas shopping sucks. The noise levels kill me. The pushing, prodding, jostling crowds turn me into a paranoid schizophrenic every time. Remind me next year that, no matter what, I AM NOT WAITING TILL THE WEEK BEFORE XMAS TO DO MY SHOPPING! Remind me of this in June. Pleeeeease????Walmart: I want to buy a very large object. I find ( Read more... )