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[one_of_heaven]

...and insofar, our lovely candidates for administrative function: unabashed killers, sycophants, lechers, incompetents, tyrants, decrepit tyrants, and kindergarden graduates (with all and exceptional honours).

Hades, but I should candidate. Alternatively:

ALL HAIL THE LIBERTINE ~ !

...for reasons produsely aesthetic.

Ci~rucci, about the dog

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[arteryeater]

Unfortunately, being mummified and then transformed into a small animal made from plush prevented me from posting this sooner -- I have a list of names, but my top candidates keep leaving the damn City.

Would you like it as is?

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[one_of_heaven]

Only if you've the time, dearest.

I should hate for something as trivial as your duty to conflict with your schedule of impertinent, irrelevant excuses.

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[arteryeater]

You shall receive it in the hour. I hope you choke on it, you son of a whore

[OOC: Strikes = deleted.]

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[one_of_heaven]

I'm sure I'll thank you for all your services in another life, so do let's wait until then. You can collect your raise from Mister Brocklehurst for the time being.

[againstgod]

How are you feeling today?

[one_of_heaven]

...what in the world are you referring to?

[againstgod]

I wonder.

Can't a sister ask for her brother's welfare?

[one_of_heaven]

You slay my enemies, Alexiel. You slay me.

You don't ask after my welfare.

The request is curious.

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[razrsharp]

Certainly possible, Rosiel. He has the charisma for it.

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[one_of_heaven]

More to our relevant point, he has the ability and interest to handle the lovely Gabriel for us.

Mister Brocklehurst - we'll be launching a third branch of our activities soon. You'll not want to hear of it, so I only ask for an estimate of what our minimum capital for such an investment could be.

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[razrsharp]

You're asking me to assess our minimum expenditure without considering the amount of profit we could generate to compensate?

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[one_of_heaven]

Assume, for the sake of our exercise, that there will be no profit.

Imagine that you're throwing away this money.

[proudbutterfly]

Oooh? Is that so? One would have guessed that sycophants suited your purposes more than libertines, Lord Protector~ ♥

[proudbutterfly]

What was his bribe?

[one_of_heaven]

Bribe, Beli ya'al?

You insult.

[proudbutterfly]

Ahh, no, never that. It's against one's nature.

This jester could joke, lie, decieve and flatter, but never insult.

[one_of_heaven]

Hatter.

You drive me to several fits of anxiety and a sudden penchant for rage. Do shush now.