My lady love is going to be very upset if I don't return to the castle soon.

Does anyone know the way?

[ooc: What if his parents hadn't cooked the snail 8)]

She's right.

You're all doing it very wrong, so let me do it for you.

Fabletown Filter

Mm. The creature is missing.

What will we do about our Kay, praytell?

I have sugar in plenty, and you can't have any.

Blue? No.

Ambrose? No.

Kay? No.

Cinderalla? Absolutely not.

Pevensies? If Susan asks.

My old colleagues with the force? Hah!

KAY. CAN YOU READ THIS.

Do you know what all those Gentleman Xs have in common?

They're not me. There's only one knight in shining armor, one lord of love, one rakishly rapturous royal, and that's Prince Charming. Rightly so, I have the name to prove it.

Don't let the others fool you for one second. Especially that last one. Honestly, honestly.


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Dear City, I have a confession to make.

I can fake it too.

Police Force Filter

The witness to victim ratio is shameful. Has self-preservation become such a lost art?

Women of the City!

Let Prince Charming remind you that no matter what, all of you deserve to be treated as ladies.

And my old face is back. I'm positive you missed it.

Rose Red is slowly vacating the premises.

Blue, Ambrose, Number 3, what have you been telling her?

Police Force Filter

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa have left. Pity that, but their timing is impeccable.

Meet your newest Prison Guard: Ophelia.She is serving as a subordinate under every officer, in and out of the prison! Not a bad plea bargain ( Read more... )