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[one_is_hikaru]

RULES →

★1 ~ DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. They will eat you out of house and home. You will lose your hands. Even if you run fast, you'll be caught. Cute, huh~? ♥

★2 ~ IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF YOURSELF EXISTING IN THE UNIVERSE, PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST, AND WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING COMES. We do not provide food, provisions, nor protection.

Comments

[samekh]

HIKARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

I don't like your rules. What kind of game are you playing this time?

[one_is_hikaru]

Nee, nee, rules aren't created to be liked, they're created to be followed blindly~ Or broken completely, then lied about perfectly.

Thusly, we're playing the best game~ Naturally~

[samekh]

You're the WORST at rules. You AND Kaoru. And Tamaki.

Half the time, i don't even know what the rules are, I just know Haruhi's usually pissed in the end.

[one_is_hikaru]

No, no, that's a lie. Only people who are best with rules can create them~ You need to know how to break rules to write them, of course.

And-- ah- A ... past customer, perhaps? ♥ Spy? Fan? Stalker? Nekozawa cousin? Zukabu secret agent? None of the above? Just a weirdo?

[skybound_love]

Oi. Don't mock the common folk.

[one_is_hikaru]

Tell me why not to.

[skybound_love]

We don't deserve that.

[one_is_hikaru]

And~? Do you have a Bentley? Where is your summer estate? What does your family do? What do your bankers say? What school did you attend? Do you have a private theatre? Prove that you're at all classy, then I'll consider to consider not to mock you.

Without prestige, I don't think you deserve not to be mocked. Compensate.

[sweeeeets]

All we need is tea with sugar and honey now! ♥ Usa-chan is full now, but I'm nooooot.

[one_is_hikaru]

Hanisenpai~ We should go on a tea hunt~ You can protect us.

[sweeeeets]

Neeee ... I don't think people hunt tea~

[one_is_hikaru]

Then we'll be the first!! ☆ Let's go!!

[catpaw]

You're so silly Hikaru~

[one_is_hikaru]

Eehh~~? How do you know it's not Kaoru~?

[catpaw]

Because your hair is parted differently.

[one_is_hikaru]

That's no way to tell. Can't you part your hair differently one day?

[hescafe]

...Why do I even bother?

[one_is_hikaru]

Eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~!?

[hescafe]

What's with that reaction?

[one_is_hikaru]

HARU-CLONE~?!