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★1 ~ DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. They will eat you out of house and home. You will lose your hands. Even if you run fast, you'll be caught. Cute, huh~? ♥
★2 ~ IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF YOURSELF EXISTING IN THE UNIVERSE, PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST, AND WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING COMES. We do not provide food, provisions, nor protection. That's what you get for cloning yourselves. Buuu~
★3 ~ DO NOT MAKE WEIRD FACES. Some people can't help it -- birth defects. But do try your best, citizens -- for the sake of thy neighbours.
★4 ~ DO NOT ASK, AND WE WON'T TELL. We won't tell even if you do ask, though. Isn't commoner luck wretched? Poor commoners.
★5 ~ NO PRESTIGE, NO SERVICE. THE EXIT IS DOWN THE CORRIDOR, AND DOWN THE NEXT TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, FOLLOW LOBBY INTO THE STREET. We are not accepting visitors today. Please try again some other day, when we're not home. Thank you.
For a city so poor, there should not be an increase in population like this. That's just economically sensible. I guess poverty addles your sense, though. Not ours -- we're just unlucky!
★1 ~ DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. They will eat you out of house and home. You will lose your hands. Even if you run fast, you'll be caught. Cute, huh~? ♥
★2 ~ IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF YOURSELF EXISTING IN THE UNIVERSE, PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST, AND WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING COMES. We do not provide food, provisions, nor protection. That's what you get for cloning yourselves. Buuu~
★3 ~ DO NOT MAKE WEIRD FACES. Some people can't help it -- birth defects. But do try your best, citizens -- for the sake of thy neighbours.
★4 ~ DO NOT ASK, AND WE WON'T TELL. We won't tell even if you do ask, though. Isn't commoner luck wretched? Poor commoners.
★5 ~ NO PRESTIGE, NO SERVICE. THE EXIT IS DOWN THE CORRIDOR, AND DOWN THE NEXT TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, FOLLOW LOBBY INTO THE STREET. We are not accepting visitors today. Please try again some other day, when we're not home. Thank you.
For a city so poor, there should not be an increase in population like this. That's just economically sensible. I guess poverty addles your sense, though. Not ours -- we're just unlucky!