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[one_is_hikaru]

RULES →

★1 ~ DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. They will eat you out of house and home. You will lose your hands. Even if you run fast, you'll be caught. Cute, huh~? ♥

★2 ~ IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE VERSION OF YOURSELF EXISTING IN THE UNIVERSE, PLEASE EXIT TO THE EAST, AND WAIT UNTIL THE MORNING COMES. We do not provide food, provisions, nor protection.

Comments

[skybound_love]

Oi. Don't mock the common folk.

[one_is_hikaru]

Tell me why not to.

[skybound_love]

We don't deserve that.

[one_is_hikaru]

And~? Do you have a Bentley? Where is your summer estate? What does your family do? What do your bankers say? What school did you attend? Do you have a private theatre? Prove that you're at all classy, then I'll consider to consider not to mock you.

Without prestige, I don't think you deserve not to be mocked. Compensate.

[skybound_love]

Honor and dignity can't be bought with money, my friend. And all the money in the world couldn't stop me from taking it from you, if I wished it.

This is the "I don't want to get beaten up or killed, so I'm gonna be a dweeb now" reaction. :|

[one_is_hikaru]

NO, THANK YOU -- I'M UNDERAGE!!

Hikaru is the kind of person the Jellyfish Pirates specialize in robbing XD

[skybound_love]

What does that have to do with anything?

o A o That's strangely intimidating.

[one_is_hikaru]

STRANGER DANGER -- BAI!! WE DON'T WANT YOUR CANDY, SIR.

>:D

[skybound_love]

Oi, you were the one looking down on the impoverished. You can afford to be charitable!

[one_is_hikaru]

GOOD-BYE, MISTER HOMO★HOMO PEDOPHILE.

[skybound_love]

Sorry, Johnny's glorious self isn't responding to insults at the moment, so he'll just add it to your tab~