Kitchen Shifts:

[onderhaus]

For the next month, these are our kitchen shifts. After a month, we'll switch it around, try to give you all some diversity.

Don't complain. I organized you based on how much cooking experience you claim to have and what your strengths are.

Comments

[onderhaus]

Until we can restock or somehow supplement our food supply, it's the best I've got.

Don't suppose you know where we can get some fois gras, do you, Chef?

[fathersbludgeon]

Up your ass?

[onderhaus]

That a letter of resignation?

Private (so no one can call his bluff)

[i_hate_posses]

I've already given.

Private

[onderhaus]

Well, that's admirable. I'm very proud of you.

When Tony gets back to me with his list of previous donors, I'll just verify that one, if you don't mind.

Private

[i_hate_posses]

You don't trust me?

Private

[onderhaus]

At this point, Charlie-Boy, I don't trust a soul on this fuckin' boat. Where've you been in all this?

[kurt_bamf]

I am also one of the servers, or so I told Sam. I can work the dinner hour, too - just need breakfast and lunch to rest up.

[onderhaus]

I just lost one of my dinner crew. Glad you stepped up.

[kurt_bamf]

My friend, it would be an honor to help out. My teleporting should make things easier on the other servers.

[onderhaus]

Could be.

[onderhaus]

Giselle, if someone gets seconds on their food now, later on down the line, someone may go hungry.

Someone very nice. And cute. With big brown fuckin' eyes. They could starve.

Ah...birds and..Pip. Listen, we've got lots of magical aid in the dishwashing department. Maybe your birds could do something that doesn't involve contaminating the food with whatever diseases our feathered friends may carry is a little less strenuous.

You so put West in the wrong group :c

[major_west]

You're placing me with them? I refuse. Find somebody else.

Private

[onderhaus]

How well can you cook?

Private

[major_west]

Well enough.

Private

[onderhaus]

I'll bump you to nights.