Comments | onda_bianca: Don't "Beat It", "Bump It"! :)

onda_bianca

Don't "Beat It", "Bump It"! :)

Nov 14, 2009 13:04

Everyone loves large luscious lady lumps. A plump rump drives an intense desire to jump up and hump. So do a good pair of tits. When one does not possess either, they have to be resourceful: clavicles, calves, and hair. Big Sexy HairSometimes, the “Big Sexy” needs assistance, resulting in the $9.99 plunge referred to as “Bump It”. Seen all ( Read more... )

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laviemoderne November 14 2009, 18:09:59 UTC

Holy shit, I can't believe someone did that to you! That would've been an opportune time to have a supersized milkshake to throw on his windshield.

onda_bianca November 14 2009, 18:11:18 UTC

It actually kind of made me laugh. I never realized things like that actually happen in real life!

laviemoderne November 14 2009, 18:31:58 UTC

What the hell goes through the mind of someone that does something like that? Do they think that's actually going to turn a woman on or that a woman's going to just surrender herself to some dude on the side of the road? Fucking abusurd!

onda_bianca November 14 2009, 18:36:26 UTC

Haha, I was thinking that. The only thing is that this guy was well into his 30's...at least. He had life experience. If it were an 18 year old I would think he just didn't understand how life works yet. But at this guy's age I wonder if he almost had to have been successful with it. Otherwise, he's like the bug that keeps flying into the light bulb.

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onda_bianca November 14 2009, 20:40:28 UTC

I don't have any of obscene gesture guy! I can post a bump-it pic in a bit though...;)

thetick23 November 14 2009, 19:29:10 UTC

i thought that kind of thing was only done by the idiot jocks in movies! wow.

onda_bianca November 14 2009, 20:40:40 UTC

Me too!

sonarvampress November 14 2009, 19:35:38 UTC

I'm shocked that most people who commented have never seen this happen. It's pretty common, it happens to me at least once a week. Maybe it's because I have to drive through the ghetto to get anywhere. Does the bump it actually look good? I mean does it look natural? I thought it looked kind of silly on the commercials,but maybe they were exaggerating how it made your hair look.

onda_bianca November 14 2009, 20:44:58 UTC

Really? Maybe I'm just not hott enough and the bump-it brought it out! ;) Really though...I've been honked at and cat-called in a car, but not like that! And I've *NEVER* been hit on by a parent at school that blatantly.

I'll post a "Bump It" picture in a bit, but I like it. It wouldn't be everyone's cup of tea...it feels a bit like I walked out of the 60's. There's three different sizes of bumps so one could make it more or less subtle. I myself am a bit fascinated with hair poof! ;)

sonarvampress November 15 2009, 00:00:31 UTC

People here have no class. They're usually not that bad, but I've come across several who were that bad, and I'm really not hott. In fact, I used to get guys honking at me and my friend when we were 12, and at 12, no one is hot. Men are just awful here.

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onda_bianca November 14 2009, 20:56:53 UTC

Haha! That just cracked my egg up! :)