Big Sexy Explained
It comes in a tall, red cylinder and is more powerful than any apparatus used by Superman, Spiderman, Green Lantern, or even Mr. Gadget. It even landed me a trip to jail. Big Sexy Hair. The shampoo. Along with the conditioner and root pump plus, my life has been forever changed.
Once upon a time, my hair was long, dull, stringy, and flat. Very flat. It was a sorry sight for sure. Pitiful even. I looked trampled, as though a yak ran over me and left his hair...his fur...behind. Woe was me.
I discovered Big Sexy on September 14, 2007. It was a monumental, life-changing experience. The moment I rubbed the raspberry scented sensation into my scalp, my hair and my life transformed. Suddenly, my hair was no longer long, dull, stringy, or flat. Suddenly it had style, vibrance, volume, and va-va-voom. My hair really was (and still is) big...grand even. And sexy. Very sexy.
I only have the Big Sexy Shampoo to credit.
Yes, in case you are wondering, the Big Sexy also improved my breasts, left me thinner, and left stars floating in the background. It really does work wonders.
Once upon a time, my hair was long, dull, stringy, and flat. Very flat. It was a sorry sight for sure. Pitiful even. I looked trampled, as though a yak ran over me and left his hair...his fur...behind. Woe was me.
I discovered Big Sexy on September 14, 2007. It was a monumental, life-changing experience. The moment I rubbed the raspberry scented sensation into my scalp, my hair and my life transformed. Suddenly, my hair was no longer long, dull, stringy, or flat. Suddenly it had style, vibrance, volume, and va-va-voom. My hair really was (and still is) big...grand even. And sexy. Very sexy.
I only have the Big Sexy Shampoo to credit.
Yes, in case you are wondering, the Big Sexy also improved my breasts, left me thinner, and left stars floating in the background. It really does work wonders.