When I was little, I walked around with a pillow pluffled under my shirt. And I’d proudly assert that I was going to have a baby and name her Stacey…or if it were a boy he’d go by Kurt. Since then I changed those names again and again to Jane and Wayne and even Shane.

It wasn’t until I became a teacher that I realized my names were really quite ( Read more... )

 My name is Jenny, but I don’t come from the block.  It was more like a cul-de-sac , and I always kept my bike out back.  As you can see, I’m about as hood as the top of my jacket.  Yet, I want to be a rapper and cause all the racket.  Like Lil’ Kim, I want to be the queen.  I want to learn how to effectively do the shoulder lean.  Then pull up a ( Read more... )

I sit on the sofa. He’s rummaging in the kitchen. I must admit I only wish he’d come and rummage me. Voraciously. Again and again…and again ( Read more... )

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Everyone loves large luscious lady lumps. A plump rump drives an intense desire to jump up and hump. So do a good pair of tits. When one does not possess either, they have to be resourceful: clavicles, calves, and hair. Big Sexy HairSometimes, the “Big Sexy” needs assistance, resulting in the $9.99 plunge referred to as “Bump It”. Seen all ( Read more... )

One day in second grade, my class was being particularly boisterous. Out of the blue, I let out a big sigh and without thinking said, "ya'll are gonna make me lose my mind ( Read more... )

You can't do it all, but do me and do me well ( Read more... )

It comes in a tall, red cylinder and is more powerful than any apparatus used by Superman, Spiderman, Green Lantern, or even Mr. Gadget.  It even landed me a trip to jail.   Big Sexy Hair.  The shampoo.  Along with the conditioner and root pump plus, my life has been forever changed.

Once upon a time, my hair was long, dull, stringy, and flat.  ( Read more... )