If at first you don't succeed, try try again ( Read more... )

I'm the hamburger, not the fries.
I don't come on the side. The side comes with me;
no substitutions please.
I'm juicy. I'm tastee (yes with two e's).
I'm satisfying and golly,
I even come with cheese.

You can't do it all, but do me and do me well ( Read more... )

Before I begin, keep in mind that this revelation is a product of a 12 hour car ride on New Years Day after less than 6 hours of sleep. During car rides, there is not much to do except contemplate life and do a crazy white-girl dance to fun hip hop songs to see how many fun looks one can receive from other motor-vehicle operators. I have yet to go ( Read more... )