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Well we got paid, and picked up an in-house lawyer (who's actually a good guy), and I got to roast a load of collective ones; but we lost the ship and are currently flying an office building.

Those bastards!  This is not riot suppression, this is crowd control!

Okay I've got a new plasma gun, the company's got smoking hot doctor, and we've picked up a priest.

Now all we need is some work to get us paid.

What the actual.

First we got held up by a mugger in the restaurant we went to, which was fun - I think they're still mopping him up.  Then we got shot at trying to get back into the ship and I woke up having been flushed through the blackwater line.  I got to humiliate a guard though after he crapped in my face.  I am NEVER camoflaging as a ( Read more... )

I broke.  My plasma cannon.  A magic sleep gun is just not the same.

And why do I want an optional vest?

Oh well, Breya is taking us out to dinner later.

Yoinked from some random site I saw.

Would anyone like to tell me who these people are?

EDIT: The weight loss tips are actually pretty good, you know, if you're humanoid.

We scored a job transporting some diplomat or other.  Money in the bank.

Okay so the lawyers had bigger guns than me, but on the plus side I won a ton of ovalquik just for holding something for Kevyn.

Note to self: ragingly horny females do not dive on the nearest thing when their idols are taken away - mostly.