Rant rant rant
What the actual.
First we got held up by a mugger in the restaurant we went to, which was fun - I think they're still mopping him up. Then we got shot at trying to get back into the ship and I woke up having been flushed through the blackwater line. I got to humiliate a guard though after he crapped in my face. I am NEVER camoflaging as a toilet EVER AGAIN.
Turns out the damned lawyers set us up with the food standards marines, but we got away and spending some quality time shopping on Earth. If any of you guys are on Earth and not pretending to hide in another century, gimme a call.
Oh yes and I REALLY WANT ANOTHER GUN!
First we got held up by a mugger in the restaurant we went to, which was fun - I think they're still mopping him up. Then we got shot at trying to get back into the ship and I woke up having been flushed through the blackwater line. I got to humiliate a guard though after he crapped in my face. I am NEVER camoflaging as a toilet EVER AGAIN.
Turns out the damned lawyers set us up with the food standards marines, but we got away and spending some quality time shopping on Earth. If any of you guys are on Earth and not pretending to hide in another century, gimme a call.
Oh yes and I REALLY WANT ANOTHER GUN!