Lana getting hitched y'all!!

Sep 26, 2024 16:28

https://instagram.com/p/DAY-9n3SEsA
-Reports are saying that Lana and Jeremy Dufrene obtained a marriage license on Sept 23rd, which a Lafourche Parish Clerk of Court has confirmed. They have 30 days from said date to make it official ( Read more... )

marriage / wedding, white nonsense, lana del rey

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laceandskin September 26 2024, 21:07:58 UTC

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jjazz59 September 26 2024, 23:00:49 UTC
Hilarious!😂😂😂

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qaladriel September 26 2024, 21:09:55 UTC

I miss when she was doing witchcraft against Trump

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:12:47 UTC
We had such a good run during the Lust for Life era.

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sudols September 26 2024, 21:09:58 UTC
So many times I defended this woman or gave her the benefit of the doubt. No more. She is marrying a man that made a post about beating up trans people. Bye bitch.

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:11:06 UTC
lol I've been a fan from jump but Lana has always been an up and down messy white girl!!

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sudols September 26 2024, 21:12:54 UTC
I've been a fan since 2013. This sucks. Like, she's always been messy but this is a line crossed. Either she agrees with him, or she doesn't care. Both are bad.

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:19:33 UTC
Lana always done what Lana wanted. She's very whimsical/back-n-forth.

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:10:24 UTC
I wonder how long it'll last cause as a fellow cancer she seems to switch her vibe/aesthetic every certain amount of years. Will she still be interested in him when her next rush of dopamine for a new aesthetic doesn't match the new vibe.

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donaestrangera September 26 2024, 21:16:11 UTC
you already know the answer lol

wasn’t she engaged to someone else just last year??? whew

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:27:40 UTC
I vaguely remember the last guy?

But looking at it the glam/old hollywood Lana aesthetic was from 7 years from 2010-2017 ending with Lust for Life.

NFR to Lasso has been this california-midwest hybrid aesthetic and it'll 6 years officially in 2025 soOoooOOooOo he better start getting ready to be ditched by 2026!

Cause New NEW NEW NEW Lana is coming.

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donaestrangera September 26 2024, 21:38:03 UTC
i don’t follow lana’s personal life like that but i saw some stans of hers elsewhere panicking saying they’ve known she’s desperate for marriage and children? the marriage i can tell she’s desperate for yes but i didn’t know that she wanted children that badly. girl……. if she knows what’s good for her she better get bored of this fast.

the brand synergy between the lana del rey brand and a gator guide is just unmatched though. like of course she would rush into marriage with this guy from the swamps.

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teaaet September 26 2024, 21:14:12 UTC
their split is going to be SO messy and the album is going to be SO good

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tigermilk September 26 2024, 21:15:53 UTC
Seriously, the album.

I mean, her motherhood album will probably be some haunting hipster lullabies, so looking forward to that too.

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theleveebroke September 26 2024, 21:20:34 UTC
Placing my bets now that she's gonna have her little critter babbling along on at least one of the tracks. Y'know, "for the culture"

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tigermilk September 26 2024, 21:26:36 UTC
Oh for sure, and then there will be some gloomy outro of her singing Hush Little Baby, Don't Say a Word and at least one melodramatic track where she breathlessly tells parts of the birth story a la National Anthem MV.

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