Lana getting hitched y'all!!

Sep 26, 2024 16:28

https://instagram.com/p/DAY-9n3SEsA
-Reports are saying that Lana and Jeremy Dufrene obtained a marriage license on Sept 23rd, which a Lafourche Parish Clerk of Court has confirmed. They have 30 days from said date to make it official ( Read more... )

marriage / wedding, white nonsense, lana del rey

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:10:24 UTC
I wonder how long it'll last cause as a fellow cancer she seems to switch her vibe/aesthetic every certain amount of years. Will she still be interested in him when her next rush of dopamine for a new aesthetic doesn't match the new vibe.

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donaestrangera September 26 2024, 21:16:11 UTC
you already know the answer lol

wasn’t she engaged to someone else just last year??? whew

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:27:40 UTC
I vaguely remember the last guy?

But looking at it the glam/old hollywood Lana aesthetic was from 7 years from 2010-2017 ending with Lust for Life.

NFR to Lasso has been this california-midwest hybrid aesthetic and it'll 6 years officially in 2025 soOoooOOooOo he better start getting ready to be ditched by 2026!

Cause New NEW NEW NEW Lana is coming.

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donaestrangera September 26 2024, 21:38:03 UTC
i don’t follow lana’s personal life like that but i saw some stans of hers elsewhere panicking saying they’ve known she’s desperate for marriage and children? the marriage i can tell she’s desperate for yes but i didn’t know that she wanted children that badly. girl……. if she knows what’s good for her she better get bored of this fast.

the brand synergy between the lana del rey brand and a gator guide is just unmatched though. like of course she would rush into marriage with this guy from the swamps.

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:45:31 UTC
I don't follow as closely as I should either BUT I forgot which interview but I remember her saying that she thought she'd have kids by now instead of releasing an album. I forget which album era it was when she said this but I know it was few years ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if she got more motivated cause her younger sister had a kid 5-6 years ago so you know that gets you ansy too.

It's partially fits her vibe but not completely which granted I never fully believed her old man shtick, I always thought that was for show cause all her previous exes at the time were young age-appropiate men lol. Watch her get bored on the swamp boats lol.

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donaestrangera September 27 2024, 04:41:07 UTC
oh my god, i'm sure there'll be a post about this soon but i couldn't wait that long... i was reading an article about tennis of all things when dailymail splashed a BREAKING NEWS: LANA DEL REY GETS MARRIED across the top and i was like what???? i can't believe this is real, they even got married next to the swamp boats!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13897311/lana-del-rey-marries-jeremy-dufrene-louisiana-wedding.html?ito=pull-notification&ci=B8fbL92zJJ&xi=ba64dadf-5a02-4cb7-8250-7282daf8b8e6&ai=13897311

let me just grab my popcorn lol! this is going to be a mess!

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genbu_no_miko24 September 27 2024, 05:13:25 UTC
BITTCCHHHHHHHH!!! 😂😂😂😂

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donaestrangera September 27 2024, 05:18:36 UTC
this feels like a bit, except this is her real life......

is she gonna live in his trailer in the swamps of louisiana with him? is she gonna have his kids and then he pulls a kfed? so many horrific possibilities lol

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