Lana getting hitched y'all!!

Sep 26, 2024 16:28

https://instagram.com/p/DAY-9n3SEsA
-Reports are saying that Lana and Jeremy Dufrene obtained a marriage license on Sept 23rd, which a Lafourche Parish Clerk of Court has confirmed. They have 30 days from said date to make it official ( Read more... )

marriage / wedding, white nonsense, lana del rey

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teaaet September 26 2024, 21:14:12 UTC
their split is going to be SO messy and the album is going to be SO good

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tigermilk September 26 2024, 21:15:53 UTC
Seriously, the album.

I mean, her motherhood album will probably be some haunting hipster lullabies, so looking forward to that too.

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theleveebroke September 26 2024, 21:20:34 UTC
Placing my bets now that she's gonna have her little critter babbling along on at least one of the tracks. Y'know, "for the culture"

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tigermilk September 26 2024, 21:26:36 UTC
Oh for sure, and then there will be some gloomy outro of her singing Hush Little Baby, Don't Say a Word and at least one melodramatic track where she breathlessly tells parts of the birth story a la National Anthem MV.

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humannatur3 September 26 2024, 23:56:07 UTC
screaming @ for the culture

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genbu_no_miko24 September 26 2024, 21:20:52 UTC
I'm looking forward whether this will be more xanax stuff OR are we revisiting BTD/Paradise

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janetdkd September 26 2024, 21:21:52 UTC
My pussy tastes like Pepsi
Hers is a swamp
You batrayed me
Took a dip in the dump
I'm high in the afternoon
Smelling your jacket that I won't wash soon
Moonlight is now here
Daddy, can you please come and fuck me until Pepsi runs clear

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likeanunmadebed September 26 2024, 21:59:05 UTC
I need Born to Die 2.0, 3,0, 4.0 etc to make up for recent snoozefests she's put out!

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teaaet September 26 2024, 22:18:34 UTC
Born to Divorce

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swissbeauty23 September 27 2024, 00:35:33 UTC
who will get custody of the Waffle House uniform?

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