Twitter asks "What’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have?"

[nutella_forever]

what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
- soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) February 26, 2024

A twitter user asked for the "lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have?"

Some of the answers:

I think frozen was

Comments

[fernandocolunga]

UHMMMMMM IS THIS A GOOD PLACE TO TALK ABOUT WHERE IS KATE?

Cause I’ve been trying to distract myself from F1 drama and I fell into a Twitter dark hole ridden with Kate Middleton conspiracy theories

[cbluechicken]

Kate Middleton Minaj is about to slay her BBL at the funeral.

[solira21]

Ok literally I need an explanation for this because I'm not actually *on* twitter like that and keep seeing rumblings. I'm so confused as to what the difference is between this vs other times famous people go out of the public eye to get plastic surgery or similar stuff done? People are acting like she's been murdered haha

[ellie_andrews]

same, i really don't know what's going on lol

[screamingintune]

Trisha Paytas' first baby is Elizabeth II reincarnated, Charles will pass away just before Trisha gives birth to her second this year to keep the Windsors to Paytas reincarnation pipeline strong

[progression]

This is a thing all over tiktok and when they announced his tumor or whatever there were SO many “Trisha Paytas is killing the royal family” videos. Idk how they ended up on my FYP, but I gave in and started watching them because it’s too damn funny to me.

[alienjive]

I want to believe

[barbarbarian]

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[deerlike]

The yeti exists like how I read about it in Tintin in Tibet!

[alwayspolaris]

I think bigfoot and yetis are based on pre-historical stories of real animals like giant sloths/giant apes/giant bears/other large creatures that did exist and we carry on those ancestral fears and see these giants in modern animals like bears, yaks, etc which can be scary when encountered in the wild. But since in modern times the greatest threat to us is other humans, we give those animal giants more human characteristics in our frightened state (bidpedalism, human-like intelligence, hunting skills, etc.).

[tlovesdolphin]

I'm with you on that. I don't "believe in" unicorns, nessie, and bigfoot, but I do think they probably existed at some point. I think they were actual animals that eventually went extinct. So much of our planet is covered in water or structures, it's entirely possible their remains are buried under tons of buildings or under the depths of the sea. I would not be shocked if someday some fossils were found. I mean, we lose an estimated 3 species an hour that we know about to extinction. Who are we to think they didn't exist and die off before we had photos or reliable records and accounts?

Do I think bigfoot still exists and is just running around in some caves in some backwoods area? No. Do I think Nessie is still swimmin' around Loch Ness? No. I just think that it is possible they existed at some time.

[pepsi_twist9]

I 100% believe some animals lived longer than expected and or some animal we know that migrated outside of their regular region that becomes a myth.

[theoryofwar]

British people losing their accent when they sing proves that they're just doing it for attention

The ducks at the park are free you can take them home

umm, both of those are true! And no one can change my mind. I mean, who hasn't taken a duck from the park home with them. Have you gotten in trouble for it?! NO. They're free!! And the Brits always want attention, so of course they fake that posh accent!

[screamingintune]

lol I love the accent one

also can I say, semi-related, I'm so irritated that the lead singer for the Decemberists sings in a British accent. dude, you're from Portland, Oregon, stop.

[theoryofwar]

Wait, he's not British!? He's a fake Brit. What a poseUr I have to admit, I love them, but I know pretty much nothing about any of my favorite bands (except for you, Chumbawamba!!). I couldn't even tell you the names of the people in bands I love lol.

[screamingintune]

nah that whole band is from Oregon. I know this because when I was living there my friend took me to see them in concert, they were like, the trendy Portland based band along with Pink Martini. And I was like WHY IS HE SINGING IN A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT? It drove me too nuts to enjoy them lol

now I'm thinking of Lady Gaga's fake British showtunes accent when she sings showtunes, she's forgiven tho

[alwayspolaris]

Not a conspiracy theory, but I do choose to believe in the rumors of Eartha Kitt, James Dean, and Paul Newman having a threesome together purely based on the hotness of the people involved.

[beuk]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[deadendqueen16]

I never heard those rumors before, but now I too am a believer

[anterrabre]

Another Eartha rumor: She and Albert Einstein supposedly had a fling. They definitely had mutual admiration society for each other.