Twitter asks "What’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have?"

Feb 28, 2024 19:50


what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
- soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) February 26, 2024

A twitter user asked for the "lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have?"

Some of the answers:

I think frozen was titled that way so that when you Google "Disney frozen" you don't get articles about Walt Disney's body being frozen when he died
- june 🏳️‍⚧️ (@intofourths) February 27, 2024


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My go to is always that George RR Martin has the last SoI&F books finished, and will just release them posthumously because he saw the reaction to the show ending and doesn’t feel like dealing with that anymore .
- LordOfThe7s: Full Armor mode. Ver Kai (@LordofThe7s) February 26, 2024

I think all changes to the Windows UI after XP have been a social experiment
- Eric Yockey (@EricYockey) February 27, 2024

I think Anti-virus software is probably spyware that you pay for lol.
- NemoAnon (@NemoAnon0) February 26, 2024

British people losing their accent when they sing proves that they're just doing it for attention
- grunty2024 (@Grunty420) February 26, 2024

The ducks at the park are free you can take them home
- Adam Smith (@AdamQJSmith) February 27, 2024

I think Costco parks fake cars in the parking lot cause I’ve never seen the amount of people inside match about the amount of cars
- Sofiya creates the Torment Nexus (@Starbrrrst) February 26, 2024

my hs government teacher told me all studies showing the danger of artificial sweeteners were biased/falsified studies funded by big sugar at the same time as their ads promoting high fructose corn syrup and i refuse to look up if that's true or not but ill believe it until i die
- Manic Pixie Gut Problems (@talkalot_360) February 27, 2024

I think Big Vegetable wants us to eat more vegetables because they want us to be healthier so we can live longer and buy more vegetables.
- David Yakubik (@DavidYakubik) February 26, 2024



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