Tatty Update: Taylor Swift Allegedly Performs 'Hey Stephen' for Matty Healy

[2morrowww]

-for those of u keeping count, matty healy has been at six consecutive eras tour shows so far: hanging out with tswift's fam and friends, performing with phoebe bridgers, and generally being there to ruin people's vibe

Comments

[manu19]

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think I’d be watching the same show 6 times in a row. I’d just be chilling backstage or whatever. Seems like yet another very calculated move by them like LOOK AT MEEEEE

[progression]

Everything about her/them is calculating, so that’s def the case. Even if he was her biggest stan, watching the same show 6 times in a row and being so excited about is ridiculous.

[goshipgurl]

Same but fans think it's cute

Six shows in a row. Matty Healy did in two weeks what Joe Alwyn couldn’t do in six years pic.twitter.com/R8dCw36xnk
- shelly ⎕🪩 21 (@malibupetrol) May 15, 2023

[3rdattemptuser]

so her stans stopped their week long performative outrage about her dating a racist incel weirdo lmao.

[ladychips]

who keeps track of him enough to remember what he posted in his stories in 2022??

[newyorkangst]

stans are not normal

[2morrowww]

may i introduce u to: https://twitter.com/maylornation

[ladychips]

you are a menace

[hiimtish]

I hope this isn’t too off topic but I love Keith Urban’s commitment to his Look™️. You sure can always pick him out of a crowd.

One time I was in a Kroger parking lot & waiting for this kinda odd couple to cross & I didn't even notice the luminous Nicole Kidman first, it was Keith and his silly little hair that made me realize who they were😭

[simprov]

ia! and he seems like a good husband! i'm ready to be corrected by ontd lmao because i know next to nothing about the man, i just like his vibe

[hiimtish]

For what it’s worth I’ve never heard a bad thing about him & Nashville sure likes to talk!

[evillemmons]

[xellabelle]

I like Hey Stephen because Taylor Swift figured out her unique value proposition as a music artist in the 2000s in it:

“All those other girls, well, they're beautiful
But would they write a song for you?”

[komnene]

I came into this post to drag Hey Stephen but you know, you're so right.

[anterrabre]

I really dislike how stans talk about their faves on SM. They talk about them like they know them, and they don't. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles fans do it a lot.

[ohhhmydarling]

But on the other hand, there is a group of people who refer to her as "Taylor Swift" every time they mention her name and it creeps me out.

[anterrabre]

Like how, lol? Do they say things like "Taylor Swift did this! Taylor Swift is thinking that?"

[ohhhmydarling]

Yes, exactly! There is a superfan on YT who always does this. I just clicked on one of her videos to get an example. She just said, "Taylor Swift is definitely going to sing 'Cruel Summer' on this tour."

I just find it so weird.