Munn in the Oven '21: Not everyone is buying John Mulaney's Olivia Munn romance timeline

[likeanunmadebed]

Shoutout to syphillisdiller for coming up with a scandal name!

Not everyone is buying John Mulaney's Olivia Munn romance timeline https://t.co/Kw59cm50LI pic.twitter.com/MCzaWz5nTZ
- Page Six (@PageSix) September 9, 2021
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[xtinkerbellax]

What great lengths has he gone to?

I mean, celebrities don't publicly announce their splits the day after they happen. It's often weeks or even months later, especially if they aren't the types to get photographed often or a ton of media attention, there really isn't a need.

[jinxeh13]

Yeah, this is all a reach. Not everyone shares these things the moment that they happen.

I took his ex-wife's statement about being "heartbroken" as more that she wasn't prepared for it to be announced, or she had hoped he would change his mind rather than announce it (since she also made it apparent that he had filed and he wanted it, not her). She had already deleted him from all of her social media and they unfollowed each other the previous fall / winter, it's likely they had already split by then.

I'm not a Mulaney fan that's here to explain away his messiness because I like him - because this is all very messy, lol. I just think the timeline he gave matches the other things we know.

[fantastiche]

Was his ex-wife completely delusional? If they were living together he could easily have given her the impression reconciliation was possible. His timeline lines up as much as this other one does - I'm not really sure why he gets any benefit of the doubt.

[flying_pandas]

he gets the benefit of the doubt because so many people like him for some reason. He looks like a douche bag, so I have never even listened to him at all - he could be hilarious, but he's still just another shitty white dude and there are plenty of funny women around to make me laugh.

[aotearoagal]

Good. This is the mess I need to get me through a level 4 lockdown.

[winx]

Aw no, where in the world are you bb?

[aotearoagal]

New Zealand. We're about 3 weeks in so far.

[spacemonkey_699]

Stay strong, bb, I'm in Melbourne on my 6th lockdown and have also appreciated messes this past year and a half to distract from the fuckery

[vespertinev]

Poor John, such a victim here.

[raffriff]

YASSSSS I’VE GOT SNACKS LET’S GO!!!!

[honestramblings]

Currently eating an English muffin with butter and jam and I am ready for this post :D

[itsme_eloise]

omg my local bakery has these amaaazing English muffins that I haven't been able to buy from the farmer's market because I've been working Saturdays lately. they're so soft and perfect 😢

[honestramblings]

I should head to a proper bakery as a lockdown treat. Fancy bread is an essential item no? :P

[einodia]

this is the best take on the whole situation. i feel you, broti.

everyone is talking about john mulaney this olivia munn that. no one is saying "hey broti feel free to come over and use my printer"
- broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) September 8, 2021

[honestramblings]

Lmao I have a faulty g string to return for refund and I'm in lockdown so it has been an ordeal. Firstly they didn't give me a reply paid sticker or an order summary so I'll have to go to the post office just to return this item in front of everyone queued behind me who hopefully are COVID free. Secondly I had to print out the order summary to do this so I literally had to get my dad to drop off a printer Uber style. I then had to set it up and get a HP account so I could print 2 pages. The poor staff member I emailed is probably wondering why this whole thing is taking so long :/

[einodia]

oh my god what a mess! do you not have a library near you? i am so lucky mine is literally two blocks away, so i get to force myself out of the house for some exercise, print stuff, put a stamp on it, and drop it off in the mailbox just outside their building with relative ease.

your poor staff member is probably overworked and appreciates that it's taken some time, because they get to work on their backlog. it always feels like oneself is the person holding up everyone else, but we always forget just how busy and stressed out everyone is. don't sweat it, you're doing what you need to at the pace you can.

[honestramblings]

I usually go to Officeworks to print things as it's a short walk away but I didn't think of the library. Not sure if it is even open though, we have 5 reasons only to leave the house:
1. buying groceries and essentials
2. medical reasons e.g. getting tested, seeing a doctor or being a caregiver
3. working (with a permit) or 'permitted education' whatever that means (my uni is all online atm)
4. to exercise for max 2 hours per day
5. To get vaccinated

Honestly I never used to care about what I wore to go for a walk or whatever but now that police are patrolling I make sure to wear the full kit so it's obvious I'm exercising.