Munn in the Oven '21: Not everyone is buying John Mulaney's Olivia Munn romance timeline

[likeanunmadebed]

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Not everyone is buying John Mulaney's Olivia Munn romance timeline https://t.co/Kw59cm50LI pic.twitter.com/MCzaWz5nTZ
- Page Six (@PageSix) September 9, 2021
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[einodia]

this is the best take on the whole situation. i feel you, broti.

everyone is talking about john mulaney this olivia munn that. no one is saying "hey broti feel free to come over and use my printer"
- broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) September 8, 2021

[honestramblings]

Lmao I have a faulty g string to return for refund and I'm in lockdown so it has been an ordeal. Firstly they didn't give me a reply paid sticker or an order summary so I'll have to go to the post office just to return this item in front of everyone queued behind me who hopefully are COVID free. Secondly I had to print out the order summary to do this so I literally had to get my dad to drop off a printer Uber style. I then had to set it up and get a HP account so I could print 2 pages. The poor staff member I emailed is probably wondering why this whole thing is taking so long :/

[einodia]

oh my god what a mess! do you not have a library near you? i am so lucky mine is literally two blocks away, so i get to force myself out of the house for some exercise, print stuff, put a stamp on it, and drop it off in the mailbox just outside their building with relative ease.

your poor staff member is probably overworked and appreciates that it's taken some time, because they get to work on their backlog. it always feels like oneself is the person holding up everyone else, but we always forget just how busy and stressed out everyone is. don't sweat it, you're doing what you need to at the pace you can.

[honestramblings]

I usually go to Officeworks to print things as it's a short walk away but I didn't think of the library. Not sure if it is even open though, we have 5 reasons only to leave the house:
1. buying groceries and essentials
2. medical reasons e.g. getting tested, seeing a doctor or being a caregiver
3. working (with a permit) or 'permitted education' whatever that means (my uni is all online atm)
4. to exercise for max 2 hours per day
5. To get vaccinated

Honestly I never used to care about what I wore to go for a walk or whatever but now that police are patrolling I make sure to wear the full kit so it's obvious I'm exercising.

[einodia]

hmm, it's less locked down where i am now, but before when the libraries were closed, they still had email and some limited hours, so you could send them a document to their email and they would print it (for .10 cents a page) and bring it out to your car. the weirdest carry out order i have ever done, but so worth it because i needed to print a resume so i could get a new job.

worth calling them to see if they're open, at any rate. somewhere has to be open for when people don't have printers but need to get a paper document of legal records, for example, no? or maybe getting a printout from the customer service desk at the local grocery chain would work?

max 2 hours of exercise? interesting. but i guess they don't want people clogging up the parks so they're no longer safe.

[honestramblings]

I think I would die of embarassment if I had to ask a librarian to print out a receipt for sexy lingerie lmao I'm getting some printer paper express shipped so I can print out what I need at home, hopefully tomorrow if all goes to plan.

[einodia]

lmao listen if bored housewives can check out dozens of bodice rippers with explicit sex between the pages to make them forget about the milquetoast men they married, you can print out a receipt for an item that hopefully doesn't have a huge picture of your item on the page. and if someone raises a matronly eyebrow at you, just smirk and say you and your new spouse got #wrekt and you don't recommend this product. brazenness blazes through a lot of awkward situations. just ask Olivia Munn.

[roonilwaslib]

Oh LOL I bet you met a G string for an instrument. I thought you meant underwear and I'm like, "how much could this cost to be worth all the trouble?"

[honestramblings]

No, I definitely meant underwear 🙈 I was purchasing lingerie for my wedding night/honeymoon and the stupid gusset wasn't sewn correctly and the inner part is just flapping about. The thong is too delicate for me to dare try and fix it myself so I'm sending it back. Really hope the post office doesn't hold it up in front of everyone 🤞

[roonilwaslib]

oh no. sorry!!

[evett]

I dont like anyone enough to let them waste my ink

[littlebones]

mte ink is expensive. broti can go do this at staples

[einodia]

anyway, i'd say there probably wasn't cheating in the traditional sense - Tendler deleted everything from her social media in September, and i'd speculate she separated from him and told him if he didn't go to rehab she'd divorce him. he did go to rehab, she probably thought they would reconcile...but Munn found out her seven-year crush was finally technically available, and made her move. i don't exactly blame her for this, in the sense that Mulaney could have always said no; but she does have a pattern of going after men with marriages on the rocks, which is yikes. anyway, they hooked up, and Mulaney probably served divorce papers when Munn told him she was pregnant. which if she's already showing couldn't have been later than six months ago - March. case closed!

[raffriff]

“ He was DM’ing women on Instagram for hookups - whether he went through with anything, we don’t know - and by December he’d fallen off the wagon again and was abusing drugs and alcohol.”

[blanchedavidian]

Bb apply for a job at the FBI!!! You did it!

[rihaty]

lol i agree. people act like this pregnancy was planned, no way it was. give john some credit for wanting to be a dad to a kid that he probably isn't even sure he wants. doesn't mean he'll be a good dad though.