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ext_3479651 September 7 2019, 02:35:28 UTC
LOL @ this post, im coming back later to see the results. 😂

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whysogayprop8 September 8 2019, 04:30:37 UTC
But like... Who were these people that said it was big?

He ain't tellin us anything new.

Its cute at least.

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im back a few days later to see results lol ext_3702912 September 10 2019, 13:48:23 UTC
im bout 7 inchs guess everybody wants my dick size WHO KNEW LOL

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korralin September 7 2019, 02:36:53 UTC
6-8 is prob the sweet spot
also foreskin>>>>>

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zoaster_toaster September 7 2019, 02:39:01 UTC
My father once told me it'd be great for marry a Jewish guy because Jewish guys try harder in bed due to lack of foreskin. This was part of a response to a question I had about a stats question in college.

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yeezus_christ September 7 2019, 02:42:12 UTC
uh, was your father shading your ability to understand statistics and insinuating you should marry a jewish man not only for stability but also for sexual satisfaction...?

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zoaster_toaster September 7 2019, 02:46:26 UTC
No, the stats question mentioned Muslim and Jewish circumcision and I didn't know Muslims also circumsized and asked my dad about that. The follow up was fucking random. (And my parents don't tend to give a shit whether I married outside our family's Jewish bubble.)

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zoaster_toaster September 7 2019, 02:37:23 UTC
I'm straight and enjoy sex with men and firmly believe penises are unsightly abberations upon the eye. If we were all created in God's image, God gave up on male genitalia.

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yeezus_christ September 7 2019, 02:40:20 UTC
that's fair. i love a good looking penis, but i also like campari so...

also, these measurement delineations are very strange. it should be:

under 5", 5" - 6.5", 7" - 9", 9.5" and over

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zoaster_toaster September 7 2019, 02:41:40 UTC
"A good looking penis" sounds like an oxymoron to me lol.

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mzgrottesca September 7 2019, 02:46:45 UTC
mte lmao lord

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3rdattemptuser September 7 2019, 02:38:03 UTC
it wasn't even big lmao. white girls/gays think 5 inches is a big pink dick istg

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pretensetious September 7 2019, 02:41:49 UTC
true tbh

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nutmegdealer September 7 2019, 02:48:31 UTC
same. it looks regular.

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rhenna_navi September 7 2019, 02:57:18 UTC
uhh not gays sis, most gays are size queens.

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alienjiive September 7 2019, 02:38:36 UTC
He definitely fluffed.

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hotties_chicken September 7 2019, 03:03:14 UTC
i thought so too, bb

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whitegirlthin September 7 2019, 07:17:31 UTC
Ofc he did. He knew the paparazzi were there. Wouldn't be surprised if they called the pap(s) themselves...

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lloyd_llewellyn September 7 2019, 10:30:54 UTC
You can actually see him tug it in the photos lmao. It was all for the show. He obviously knew he was being filmed.

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