Orlando Bloom Admits His Penis Is "Not That Big" As Nude Photos Suggest

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[komnene]

lmao

[rhenna_navi]

Wait, ur icon is Orlando bloom? Thought it was some random game of thrones person.

[sorryeden]

This makes it even funnier 😂

[nutmegdealer]

you know me, i like at least a foot or longer.

[andisprohi]

Okay, Tarantino

[mz_prodigette]

Underrated comment

[xpirate_queenx]

COMMENT OF THE YEAR NOMINEE

[rexilla]

remember the time someone here posted a picture of their boyfriend's dick in a post about Kanye appearing on Keeping Up With The Kardashians

[yeezus_christ]

no. link...?

[rexilla]

https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/70300266.html
I can't believe the picture is still up

[yeezus_christ]

oh, i have seen this!

there's something deeply fitting about the fact that the links for the picture and video in the post are dead, but a dick pic in the comments is alive and well.

the legacy of human existence will be twinkies, dick pics and the worst of whatever the final generation version of 8chan will be.

[jigglemypuff]

His dick is ugly. Very ugly. I saw an uncensored pic of the one above. Not pretty.

[3rdattemptuser]

ia

[rhenna_navi]

Uhh you think that's ugly? I disagree.

[gorlplz]

[yeezus_christ]

this reminds me of that rich juzwiak's podcast or interview or article or whatever with a pornstar. he and she both agreed that so many men lie so often about their penis size that it's skewed the entire concept of penis sizes to the point that they automatically assume a margin of error of +/- two inches when a man tells them the size of their penis.

[3rdattemptuser]

ugh hes trash

[yeezus_christ]

he is, but they had a point.

[eauxsurejan]

I’ve heard this about the fact that men lie about their height, most women have a skewed perception.