Brutally Honest Posters of 2019's Oscar Nominated Films

[zodgory]

If the posters for 2019's Oscar-nominated movies told the truth, they might look a little bit like this. https://t.co/8rQTtDrU8k #Oscars pic.twitter.com/cYQZLht4Od
- Ali Gray (@The_Shiznit) January 22, 2019

What if film posters were more forthright? TheShiznit has envisioned such a thing. Five posters below the cut

Comments

[shittysoup]

lol at "Christian Bale is hungry for Oscars"

[shittysoup]

Also, what's the ass jeans song? (I haven't seen the movie and I will not be seeing the movie).

[itsalanisbitch]

Why Did You EGOT?

[uncledeshawnali]

[shittysoup]

omg lmaoooo

[fernandocolunga]

i cannot believe adam driver's career omg he's so bland in everything except for paterson where his blandness actually worked
i was excepting that if a white guy was gonna be nominated for supporting it was gonna be topher grace i thought he did a much better job surprisingly

also omg at that attack on amy the truth hurts omg

[ms_mmelissa]

IA tbh. Adam Driver wasn't that great. I don't think Topher should have been nommed either but he was hilarious and creepy.

[arabian]

Fuck it, I'm gonna defend his performance, and yes, I'm a stan

[turtleisland]

Yeah, I agree he did a good job. And that scene you reference was definitely a highlight.

I really liked the whole movie...it's probably my favorite of the Best Picture nominees...but I haven't seen all of them. Most of them, I don't care to lol.

[misato]

Amy Adams ain't gonna win jack shit

LMAO.omg :(

[phililen3]

That made me truly cackle

[misato]

BTW was Vice any good?

[just444]

No

[misato]

Figured lol

[buzzybhn]

Lmfao, no. It’s a mess. I mean, I was completely engrossed, but not because it was good.