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[ohgod_zacharias]

I may just commit suicide. I might be forced to commit suicide. My dignity may never recover. This is beyond belief.

My wallet is safe, of course, but my dignity is another story. Women stoop to low levels for revenge, I'll say that much.

So if I've hanged myself by tomorrow, don't touch my stuff. I hope you can handle being a single parent,

Comments

[heyitsaliving]

I'm sure you were really really really really drunk.

[ohgod_zacharias]

But...you don't actually believe her do you? I didn't do it!

[heyitsaliving]

It wouldn't have been physically possible. If you were as drunk as you would have needed to be to touch that, you'd not have been able to - do I really need to go into the specifics?

Would you like some muffins?

[ohgod_zacharias]

No specifics. But anyway, I'm glad you believe me.

I think so, Warrington let me use some of his hangover potion, but I still feel horrible.

[mad_meaghan]

She helped your reputation and you're thinking about suicide? You have issues, mate.

[ohgod_zacharias]

If it was anyone else it wouldn't matter

[mad_meaghan]

I'm guessing that's supposed to make sense.

[ohgod_zacharias]

I haven't felt this much bad feeling towards me since I was in Hogwarts, so I'll clarify:

If it hadn't been Mandy Brocklehurst, I would've been dandy. Of course, it was Mandy and it was a load of bullshit, thus, I'm a tad hacked off about it.

Some women can be very spiteful, I think I'm sleeping in my office tonight.

[meginwonderland]

Don't hang yourself Zacharias!!

[bicche]

Oh, don't be such a whiny baby. I could have done much worse to you.

Private to Mandy

[cho_white]

I think you should tie the noose for him.

[eddie_unedited]

Fake sex is still one step above no sex. Keep that in mind.

[ohgod_zacharias]

Again, if it was anyone else, I'd agree with you. I was quite content with no sex.