[Private to Parvati Patil]

Be my date, perhaps? Or would you rather go with the bum?

Where the fuck is my cat?

Parvati, have you seen Evil? I've looked all over.

Parvati; dinner?

I'm bored.

Evil is getting big.

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

Life is pain. Dull, unending, repetitive, ridiculous pain.

[Warded Private to Warrington]

Parvati and I have...a thing. I think. I didn't know if I had informed you, but no you know.

[End Ward]

Since everyone is doing it.

( This is how I feel about your topless pictures )

[Private to Self]
I think Greengrass is gone. I could dance!
[End Private]

Work has consumed my soul.

[Private to Warrington]
Do we have alcohol in the flat? Alcohol that isn't wine, I mean. I need a drink when I get home.
[End Private]

PEAKES.

You're going to DIE. I'm not kidding in any way shape or form. I'm going to KILL you.

Who in the name of bloody fucking Merlin gave those "interviews"? I know Brocklehurst made the ridiculous stallion comment. But really- GINNY? I hate Ginny.

Parvat Fuck it I'm still ignoring you

How about that heat? ...That was lame. Alright. I'm really bored. Evil is sleeping and I assume Warrington is too. Which means Greengrass is off doing whatever the fuck she's out doing at this time of night.

I need something to relieve stress. Something. Perhaps?

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