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[ohgod_zacharias]

As it would appear, I sold my soul to one Eddie Carmichael for my perfect teeth. I probably went the whole nine-yards and just sold it for my ridiculously good looks in general, but the particulars haven't been discussed

Comments

[cho_white]

You should know better than to encourage him.

[ohgod_zacharias]

Of course I know better, I just chose to do it anyway.

[heyitsaliving]

You should leave out the "good looks" part and just have "ridiculous."

[ohgod_zacharias]

That was a shot right to the heart.

[heyitsaliving]

I thought we'd established you didn't have one.

[ohgod_zacharias]

This is true. Then it's a shot straight to some sort of critical internal organ.

[charmdisarm]

Beautiful people don't need souls anyway. I should visit Grand High Emperor Eddie and see if there's a special on the soul-beauty exchange. I want to be taller and have bigger boobs.

[ohgod_zacharias]

It's worth it, trust me

[gitwithwit]

Your soul in exchange for good looks, hmm?

Well, clearly Carmichael's an astute judge of value. You got what you paid for, as it were.

[ohgod_zacharias]

I agree. Now I don't have that stupid conscience telling me what to do.

[lovememadley]

How are you, Zacharias?

[ohgod_zacharias]

I'm surviving, how are you?

[lovememadley]

The same. I'm staying at home at the moment. Was your flat affected by the water problem? I think only the downstairs ones were.

[ohgod_zacharias]

I think so.