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[ohgod_zacharias]

As it would appear, I sold my soul to one Eddie Carmichael for my perfect teeth. I probably went the whole nine-yards and just sold it for my ridiculously good looks in general, but the particulars haven't been discussed

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[heyitsaliving]

You should leave out the "good looks" part and just have "ridiculous."

[ohgod_zacharias]

That was a shot right to the heart.

[heyitsaliving]

I thought we'd established you didn't have one.

[ohgod_zacharias]

This is true. Then it's a shot straight to some sort of critical internal organ.

[heyitsaliving]

Here's hoping.

[ohgod_zacharias]

That's rather cruel. What have I ever done to you?