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oh_doask

FRIENDS

May 26, 2009 20:23

I woke up yesterday.

No ring on my finger, BUT BEBE WAS SNOGGING SOMEONE!!!!!

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bebepuppetduckie and i

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ask_aboutcoffee May 26 2009, 20:04:22 UTC

I'm not the one you have to worry about, I know the Andreoioooih are a peaceful race. Not usually quite so...waterproof, but peaceful nonetheless.

If they have babies, Hart, you're responsible.

Also, if you leave the soggy newspaper in the bath to stop up the drains and flood the sublevel, I will cut you.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:10:46 UTC

Cut me the fun way or the THIS IS MY GLARE OF DEATH AND IT WILL LASER YOU UNTIL YOUR HEAD EXPLODES AND I WILL LOL way?

I'M LOL EITHER WAY!!!

What do you think their babies would look like?

I NEED TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THAT!!!

The Andreoioooihi always have twins!!!

ask_aboutcoffee May 26 2009, 20:19:10 UTC

Fuck it, I'll make Jack cut you. In the not fun way. He knows a lot of not-fun ways to cut!

Twins, eh?

They have crazy eyes, Hart.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:20:58 UTC

They have hypno eyes, Jones!

THEY USE HYPNO BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS TO FONDLE YOUR SHOULDER AND SAY "REMEMBER!"

ask_aboutcoffee May 26 2009, 20:36:17 UTC

Wait, what? Fondling shoulders? Jack knows he's not allowed to do that more than twice a week in public.

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 20:51:17 UTC

I KNOW. I WROTE IT ON THE WHITEBOARD.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:52:51 UTC

Oh

That's what it said

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 20:54:27 UTC

He knows a lot of not-fun ways to cut!

I was the go-to guy for cutting.

I was Hart's go-to guy for cutting.

He's squeamish about eyeballs.

ask_aboutcoffee May 26 2009, 20:56:08 UTC

Well, that's....good to know.

Dating a homicidal robot had its drawbacks, but it did prepare me well for that kind of statement.

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 20:58:50 UTC

Hey, I just want you to know, I never cut Lisa. I shot her. It was kinder.

bone_lady May 26 2009, 21:57:02 UTC

Ouch. Quick and easy then? But Jack I thought you liked it long and hard at least that's what I heard.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:57:31 UTC

They still watch you.

It bobs in the air and watches you! Disembodied eyeball, following you around.

Ew

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 21:03:44 UTC

It bobs in the air and watches you! Disembodied eyeball, following you around.

OMG. You still believe that story? That's what we told you "God" does when you masturbate.

Oh man. LOL. Battle School fucked you up so bad!

oh_doask May 26 2009, 21:16:08 UTC

Eyeball for solo sex
Chicken leg, still raw, for a kiss
Hobbled tongue for oral sex
And all gone when you swallow my jizz

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID!

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 21:18:06 UTC

I WAS 18 RING-CYCLES OLD!

I said a lot of things!

oh_doask May 26 2009, 21:21:34 UTC

You wailed a lot of things too.

We always plugged our ears during wailing night every four ringcycle minutes when you threw yourself to the sand and made one of the toddler battlers hold your hand while you dragged him to the trees.

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