FRIENDS

[oh_doask]

I woke up yesterday.

No ring on my finger, BUT BEBE WAS SNOGGING SOMEONE!!!!!

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[ask_arealdoctor]

I'm so glad they made friends. I was concerned that Bebe might be jealous. (I'm sorry I set such a bad example for her yesterday. Role model fail!)

You probably want to keep Bebe from playing in the water too often, by the way. It might be bad for her complexion.

[oh_doask]

SHE LIKED THE WATER! I KNOW! HOW STRANGE! LOOK SHE JUMPED IN AGAIN!!

I hope the Andreoioooihi don't stop by to collect him. THEY HAVE THE EVIL EYE!!!

[ask_arealdoctor]

If the Andreoiooohi do come to give you the Evil Eye, DON'T BLINK!

By the way, I'm rather impressed by your talent for origami. :)

[ask_captainjack]

Did you dig up that extra duck for Hart?

I hope the cost of his food is coming out of your budget, Martha!

[timeagency]

Love is certainly in the air. How delightful for Bebe. Hart, you must be a proud, proud father.

We're still soggy here in monsoon country. When I get home I am definitely adding the weather module to my time and space monitor!

[oh_doask]

SHE'S NOT MY

IF SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER I COULDN''T FUCK HER AFTER SHE HAS HATCHED (only Jack does that, I know, how totally Boe)

Oh you know it always crashes the system.
Development still haven't fixed the bug, trust me, it's crawling in the tubes!

I CAN SEE IT!!

[ask_captainjack]

Helping a young lady up from a ditch after you've hit her with your hovercraft on the way to Toshi Station is NOT "hatching" someone.

That's being a gentleman.

Who wouldn't want to fuck me after hearing the classy way I holler: "YOU DENTED MY 'CRAFT!" ???

[oh_doask]

That was you?!

[ask_captainjack]

Are you using...

...Are those my stockpiled copies of my "wedding" announcement in the Times?

I STOCKPILED THOSE FOR A REASON.

I DON'T LIKE TO FINGER MICROFICHE.

I LIKE TO FINGER PAPER.

NOT SOGGY PAPER! PAPER PAPER.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Wedding announcement?

[ask_captainjack]

"Wedding" announcement, Ianto. I know you don't like labels!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You used the Butler Poster photo, didn't you.

We're like Cardiff's top-secret soap opera, we are.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm not the one you have to worry about, I know the Andreoioooih are a peaceful race. Not usually quite so...waterproof, but peaceful nonetheless.

If they have babies, Hart, you're responsible.

Also, if you leave the soggy newspaper in the bath to stop up the drains and flood the sublevel, I will cut you.

[oh_doask]

Cut me the fun way or the THIS IS MY GLARE OF DEATH AND IT WILL LASER YOU UNTIL YOUR HEAD EXPLODES AND I WILL LOL way?

I'M LOL EITHER WAY!!!

What do you think their babies would look like?

I NEED TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THAT!!!

The Andreoioooihi always have twins!!!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Fuck it, I'll make Jack cut you. In the not fun way. He knows a lot of not-fun ways to cut!

Twins, eh?

They have crazy eyes, Hart.

[oh_doask]

They have hypno eyes, Jones!

THEY USE HYPNO BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS TO FONDLE YOUR SHOULDER AND SAY "REMEMBER!"

[gwen_e_cooper]

Um.

Aren't you on the payroll?

While you were playing with Bebe the Rift alarm went off twice (once was a false alarm) and I had to take down a Weevil on my own and get it into the SUV using a fucking dolly I borrowed off of a DHL courier.

I tased it, if you're interested. You missed a tasing, Hart.

[ask_captainjack]

Oh crap, I heard that alarm.

But I was too busy typing with fury.

You know how I get when I fury-type.

Distracted, and gorgeous!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I know, Jack. I saw you in your office furiously downloading iTunes.

Did you get anything good? You put them on the mainframe to share, right?

[ask_captainjack]

Lots and lots of Akon, Gwen.