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oh_doask

FRIENDS

May 26, 2009 20:23

I woke up yesterday.

No ring on my finger, BUT BEBE WAS SNOGGING SOMEONE!!!!!

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bebepuppetduckie and i

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gwen_e_cooper May 26 2009, 20:15:22 UTC

Um.

Aren't you on the payroll?

While you were playing with Bebe the Rift alarm went off twice (once was a false alarm) and I had to take down a Weevil on my own and get it into the SUV using a fucking dolly I borrowed off of a DHL courier.

I tased it, if you're interested. You missed a tasing, Hart.

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 20:20:18 UTC

Oh crap, I heard that alarm.

But I was too busy typing with fury.

You know how I get when I fury-type.

Distracted, and gorgeous!

gwen_e_cooper May 26 2009, 20:24:19 UTC

I know, Jack. I saw you in your office furiously downloading iTunes.

Did you get anything good? You put them on the mainframe to share, right?

ask_captainjack May 26 2009, 20:51:59 UTC

Lots and lots of Akon, Gwen.

gwen_e_cooper May 26 2009, 21:08:30 UTC

Hopefully not Mr Lonely. That song sucks so hard.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:22:39 UTC

I WAS BUSY, GWEN!!!!

Shit

A tasing? Really? Is it on youtube yet? Is that why Jack is loling?

You are slimed.

LOL

gwen_e_cooper May 26 2009, 20:26:16 UTC

The tasing will not be televised!

This isn't slime (or ichor).

I spilled Miso down my front when the alarm went off the first time.

I'm not in the best mood.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:27:04 UTC

I'M LICKING IT OFF YOUR CHEST!

gwen_e_cooper May 26 2009, 20:29:47 UTC

You lick anything off me and I'll power-staple your tongue to the wall.

oh_doask May 26 2009, 20:33:31 UTC

Aww you can't say STAPLE when you know I love thumbtacks, Gwen.

That's like giving your trucker slim fast :-(

gwen_e_cooper May 26 2009, 20:35:26 UTC

Hey!

Dammit.

Rhys is not fat. He's robust.

ask_arealdoctor May 26 2009, 22:08:34 UTC

Are you all right, honey? Do you need me to check you over?

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