( Ogre's )

Somewhere in Domino, you may run into Kaz! However, he's wearing an entirely too tight bright green shirt with some English lettering on it. His pants are also far too tight, with the same green and black in striped animal print. He's wearing glasses with no lenses in them as well.

A man sits on a park bench, holding his head. He looks like he might be walking off a three month bender of pitchers of gin, shame, and regret. There might have been some whiskey in there too. He rubs at his face as he stares up at the sun, winces, and looks back down.

"...what... What the hell did I do?"

 You ever have one of those terrible feelings like something was about to go horribly wrong for you, despite all the good things you've been doing for the last so long?

I know I haven't, but I read something about it today. So I was wondering if you folks feel bad things in the air. 

 So, uh. Is there anything around here that can restore the vigor of lost youth or something?

I just need twenty years shaved off my current age. Hell, even ten would be great.

[Private to my worthless son and much more worthy daughter-in-law:]

Grandchildren?

 Well that was a really stupid and pointless vacation. Guess Geo got a place outta it though.

...Long time no drink, Domino. 

So, Labirinto is run by Lucifer. Who is using the power garnered from you buying his stuff to rebuild his body and build a weapon that'll start a gigantic war in the 12 Dimensions.

Someone got any ideas?

 Is everyone the right gender now?

Edit: Now with that crisis out of the way, I've got other things to do. Juudai, was it? Hair like an owl? Sorry for the delay but I've got a good idea that Labirinto isn't a family friendly gift shop.

Also, I need more booze.

 So has anyone somehow created a hermaphrodite through black magic processes?

Also, my Friday is open. Anyone wanna go on a date?

 Has anyone bought anything from that weird store Labyrinth or something?

And if so, what did you buy, and what did it do?