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[ogrewarrior]

 So, uh. Is there anything around here that can restore the vigor of lost youth or something?

I just need twenty years shaved off my current age. Hell, even ten would be great.

[Private to my worthless son and much more worthy daughter-in-law:]

Grandchildren?

Comments

[Private Thread]

[remarkablerain]

No.

Re: [Private Thread]

[ogrewarrior]

Oh come on!

Re: [Private Thread]

[remarkablerain]

I said "no"! How many times will I have to say it, huh?

Re: [Private Thread]

[ogrewarrior]

Until I'm satisfied I've made you and Geo uncomfortable enough.

[thefifthmonarch]

What do I get in return.

[ogrewarrior]

...I ain't sure. What would you want in return?

[thefifthmonarch]

Depend on how much you want cut off.

[ogrewarrior]

I like me being... well, fit, having all my limbs, mind, and gender.

[imajin_all_the]

Keep the facial hair.

[ogrewarrior]

I didn't realize you liked the beard.

[imajin_all_the]

I don't give a fuck, it just keeps you from resembling the three identical retards in this place.

[ogrewarrior]

Well, shit.

When you put it like that, it makes you sound pretty retarded if you can't tell me apart from the others.