#3. ailuros.

[ofherfirstfur]

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[The first sound to come over the communicator is not speech. It is a wet hacking noise that sounds like someone with a terminal respiratory illness is choking on their own half-melted lung. Or at least, that's how it sounds to people not familiar with cats. To people familiar with cats, it sounds like a cat coughing up a very large

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[ofherfirstfur]

I was making something.

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[ofherfirstfur]

[Proudly, seriously:]

My biggest one ever.

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[blastiafreak]

Whatever that's supposed to be, it sounds more disgusting than powerful.

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[ofherfirstfur]

Disgust is a powerful emotion!

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[blastiafreak]

If that's how you feel, then people must get disgusted by you pretty often.

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[ofherfirstfur]

It's not my emotion. So you're wrong. People like me.

[mustbemad]

... Goodness, lady.

[ofherfirstfur]

You should see it! It's very impressive.

[mustbemad]

It sounded so.

[ofherfirstfur]

That was why I felt the need to share it with the Network.

[sword_boy]

That is an impressive hairball. May it be a plague upon all birds!

[ofherfirstfur]

It will be.

[sword_boy]

Good! I look forward to watching its progress. I hope the birds bring out their strongest warriors to battle this terror... I want to watch such a fight~

[ofherfirstfur]

They don't have a chance.

[primrosella]

My goodness, The Cat, are you all right?

[ofherfirstfur]

Just "Cat" will do when addressing me so, thank you.

I am better than all right! I am a creator!

[primrosella]

Oh! Well, er, that's certainly something to be proud of, yes. What did you create, may I ask?

...And is there some particular reason why you're sending it after the birds?

[ofherfirstfur]

I have created a very fine hairball.

I dislike birds. I have very good reasons.