#3. ailuros.

[ofherfirstfur]

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[The first sound to come over the communicator is not speech. It is a wet hacking noise that sounds like someone with a terminal respiratory illness is choking on their own half-melted lung. Or at least, that's how it sounds to people not familiar with cats. To people familiar with cats, it sounds like a cat coughing up a very large

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[sword_boy]

That is an impressive hairball. May it be a plague upon all birds!

[ofherfirstfur]

It will be.

[sword_boy]

Good! I look forward to watching its progress. I hope the birds bring out their strongest warriors to battle this terror... I want to watch such a fight~

[ofherfirstfur]

They don't have a chance.

[sword_boy]

You never know... sometimes the underdog can find a way to beat the big threat!