#3. ailuros.

[ofherfirstfur]

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[The first sound to come over the communicator is not speech. It is a wet hacking noise that sounds like someone with a terminal respiratory illness is choking on their own half-melted lung. Or at least, that's how it sounds to people not familiar with cats. To people familiar with cats, it sounds like a cat coughing up a very large

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[ofherfirstfur]

I was making something.

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[ofherfirstfur]

[Proudly, seriously:]

My biggest one ever.

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[ofherfirstfur]

Those are for humans.

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[ofherfirstfur]

Humans choke up phlegm and spit. Cats produce hairballs. This is very simple!