01. Happiness!

[officercapslock]

Dear Diary!

HELLO, AGAIN, SIRS!

I am quite happy to announce that I am BACK to the courtroom that I have loved and grown up in, sir! Although I have technically spent more time at the police station rather than the courtroom, it is still like a second home to me, sir! I cannot express my happiness and joy enough in words, so I would like to present

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[officercapslock]

...M-M-Meekins Jr. would be very h-happy to meet you, sir! I'm... v-very glad to be back!

[wrightswrongs]

What is it with people and naming their plants, really?

[acehighmarshall]

You tell me, pardner. I'm givin' you one post t'explain.

[wrightswrongs]

If I knew, why would I--

Alright.

Because people think it infuses their houseplants with a personality and they want something to care for that's more low-maintenance than an actual pet?

[acehighmarshall]

Not bad.

Now, there ain't nothin' wrong with that, is there?

[acehighmarshall]

You've got mighty good taste in plants, hombre. Make sure Meekins Jr. stays happy, y'hear?

[officercapslock]

Yes, sir! I'll feed him plenty of water and sunlight, and I'm even thinking of bringing him home some new friends, so that he won't get lonely, sir!

[acehighmarshall]

You're an odd stick, Meekins, but you've got there a heart o' gold.