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officercapslock

01. Happiness!

Apr 20, 2008 08:51

Dear Diary!

HELLO, AGAIN, SIRS!

I am quite happy to announce that I am BACK to the courtroom that I have loved and grown up in, sir! Although I have technically spent more time at the police station rather than the courtroom, it is still like a second home to me, sir! I cannot express my happiness and joy enough in words, so I would like to present ( Read more... )

bonsai tree, mike meekins jr, return

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wrightswrongs April 21 2008, 07:18:09 UTC

What is it with people and naming their plants, really?

acehighmarshall April 21 2008, 07:23:05 UTC

You tell me, pardner. I'm givin' you one post t'explain.

wrightswrongs April 21 2008, 07:49:57 UTC

If I knew, why would I--

Alright.

Because people think it infuses their houseplants with a personality and they want something to care for that's more low-maintenance than an actual pet?

acehighmarshall April 21 2008, 08:08:14 UTC

Not bad.

Now, there ain't nothin' wrong with that, is there?

wrightswrongs April 21 2008, 18:52:16 UTC

Well--no, I guess not.

But what's with these names in particular? Billy? Charley? ...Frank?

acehighmarshall April 21 2008, 23:14:19 UTC

What's wrong? You think we should be givin' them names like "Phoenix?"

wrightswrongs April 22 2008, 00:39:36 UTC

No--

Well. Sure, why not? What's wrong with "Phoenix"!?

acehighmarshall April 22 2008, 10:54:44 UTC

A cowdog won't last 5 minutes out on the trail with an oddball name like yours, pardner. You might as well be callin' yerself "Shirly."

wrightswrongs April 22 2008, 17:06:13 UTC

Hey, it might not be as common as 'Jake' but it's not that strange.

...And don't call me Shirley. Ever.

acehighmarshall April 22 2008, 22:04:58 UTC

Whatever you say. I'll be stickin' to the classics when it comes to namin' m'boys.

Don't be a stranger, hombre! Show yer face at the saloon sometime 'n' I'll fix you somethin' powerful.

wrightswrongs April 23 2008, 03:57:21 UTC

Alright. I've been trying to keep away from drinking since I have a daughter to take care of now... but maybe on a special occasion.

officercapslock April 21 2008, 07:34:56 UTC

I am not quite following you, sir. All living beings should have proper names, sir!

wrightswrongs April 21 2008, 07:46:43 UTC

Do you name the mildew that grows in your washroom?

officercapslock April 21 2008, 07:47:45 UTC

Y-You know about Frank, Mr. Wright?! I've never even invited you into my washroom before, sir!

wrightswrongs April 21 2008, 08:21:24 UTC

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