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[odetosymmetry]

Why? Why are they all different lengths?

[Yeah. Wtf were you thinking you sick person. So there's a power cut. The simple temporary solution is to find candles. Kid's having problems with that though. Obviously.]

... And this one. This one's red. Why are there eight white ones and one red?? It dares to defile the number eight and be the odd colour.

Comments

[bustydefense]

I guess it's hard to simply ignore the ones that don't fit.

[odetosymmetry]

Hard?

Impossible.

[bustydefense]

So then what's your solution?

[beheadofworship]

[Hao gave him your address, so, Justin has decided to pay a visit for various reasons - death scythes aren't worried by storms! - but first it seems he may have to dodge some candles]

Ohhh! Have I come at a bad time?!

[odetosymmetry]

[Ohey, welcome to Hell Justin.

Kid's just found a candle with an uneven distribution of polka dots on it. Heaven help whoever's in firing range~ /spots Justin just as he's finished launching it]

--Since when have you been here?

It's a terrible, terrible time! Not a single identical pair of candles!

I feel quite sick.

[beheadofworship]

[Yeah thanks. Dodges that with heaven's help indeed!]

Well, that somewhat explains the mess outside...!

I haven't been here long!

But if you like, you can borrow my flashlight instead.

[braided_icarus]

Trouble with candles, Kid?

[Sob. Why you destroying my awesome fort? I helped adjust it just for you, Kid!]

[odetosymmetry]

Yes Edward! They are all different! There's no symmetry! No symmetry at all!

[Duuuuude, it's been destroyed like 3 times since then. It's not the fort you know & love 8(]

[braided_icarus]

Oh, really? What a shame. I would come help with that, but Winry is over at mine, so I'm kinda stuck here.

[Yes. That is sarcasm right there. He's actually more amused then anything, really. And maybe after this storm dies down Ed can come help rebuild your precious fort again for you! 8D In a TOTALLY symmetrical way, of course.]

[odetosymmetry]

N-Not to worry, I can fix the problem... By myself. Alone. So very alone.

[There's a couple of gag-y sounding coughs.]

[kol_shevik]

[A few minutes later, someone is knocking on your door.]

[odetosymmetry]

[Answering, slowly... That knocking sounds fat. Well hey whaddya know--]

...W-what do you want?

[Backing away a bit.]

[kol_shevik]

[A very wet Russia says nothing, but merely holds up one of those Christening candles (now broken in half).

Then slowly points out into the 1444/1446 mega-lawn to a toppled over still, caught in the destruction of Fort Box.]

kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol

1/2 fffft asftfygikjjhj

[odetosymmetry]

[Looks at Russia

Looks at the candle

Looks at Russia]

[like_a_romanov]

[Knock knock. Anya's paying a visit too.]

[odetosymmetry]

[aasdddrrghhgjh somehow tearing himself away to answer the door, although granted he's still clutching two candles in each hand like he's possessed when he opens it.]

O-oh hello Miss.Anya. May I help you?

[like_a_romanov]

[She holds up some wet and broken candles.]

Why on earth are you wasting these?!

[kol_shevik]

[Oh hey wife. Russia kind of eyes you awkwardly and flips through a soggy comic book while he waits.]

...You are here about still as well? Thought Anya did not like.