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Why? Why are they all different lengths?
[Yeah. Wtf were you thinking you sick person. So there's a power cut. The simple temporary solution is to find candles. Kid's having problems with that though. Obviously.]
... And this one. This one's red. Why are there eight white ones and one red?? It dares to defile the number eight and be the odd colour. Disgusting.
[Red candle is unceremoniously lobbed out of the front window~ It might also have been sent spiraling through the air with such HATRED that it knocks over one of the foundation boxes in the now soggy and flimsy Box Fort. Or maybe Kid's just stupidly unlucky. Either way he hasn't noticed.]
And this one-- This one has a picture of a hideous baby on it-- Who is this Larry?! I do not recall attending his Christening--
[Yep, out the window. Those personalised Christening candles can be pretty hefty. Goodbye again Box Fort.]
[Yeah. Wtf were you thinking you sick person. So there's a power cut. The simple temporary solution is to find candles. Kid's having problems with that though. Obviously.]
... And this one. This one's red. Why are there eight white ones and one red?? It dares to defile the number eight and be the odd colour. Disgusting.
[Red candle is unceremoniously lobbed out of the front window~ It might also have been sent spiraling through the air with such HATRED that it knocks over one of the foundation boxes in the now soggy and flimsy Box Fort. Or maybe Kid's just stupidly unlucky. Either way he hasn't noticed.]
And this one-- This one has a picture of a hideous baby on it-- Who is this Larry?! I do not recall attending his Christening--
[Yep, out the window. Those personalised Christening candles can be pretty hefty. Goodbye again Box Fort.]