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[odetosymmetry]

[It's another lovely morning in Mayfield. The birds are singing, the everlasting hippie campfires are still burning, people are still finding potatoes in the bathtub... Everything is as it should be. Except the Box Fort.

Ordinarily Kid would be making his way to school by now, but he's having a little trouble walking passed it, hence why he's still

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[miss_enma_ai]

[Walks by, also on her way to school]

What are you doing?

[odetosymmetry]

[Has now reached the edge of the porch and is crouching behind a rhododendron bush.]

I am simply on my way to school.

[miss_enma_ai]

Do you always walk like that?

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[odetosymmetry]

I assure you I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Has now moved to the bush opposite.]

[brat_inadress]

[So Aoi really was on his way to school, but good job symmetrical fiend, you distracted him.]

What in the world are you doing? Are you telling yourself how ugly you are?

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[odetosymmetry]

I beg your pardon-- I AM NOT--

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[odetosymmetry]

No, no, no. You are quite correct... I am hideous, the worst kind of filth. I am unable even to simply walk passed a dirty hippie's Box Fort.

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[brat_inadress]

Of course I'm right~

[kol_shevik]

[Is, for some reason, on your porch too. Peers around the corner and drops to a very loud whisper.]

...What are we looking at, comrade?

[odetosymmetry]

[HOLY SHITE RUSSIA are you trying to give me an ANEURYSM? Is now sort of half on the floor whilst edging awaaay.]

... That!

[Managing to point at the Box Fort without looking directly at it.]

[kol_shevik]

[...oh yes. The fort. We certainly remember that. Stares it down.]

...Has terrible design. Could use real architect.

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[odetosymmetry]

"Terrible design"? An understatement.

There is at least five more boxes on the left side than the right, one has a crayon doodle of various unidentifiable stick figures on fire defacing it, the whole thing is positively tilting and-and oh dear lord-- A bird just landed on it in a spot just off center

[braided_icarus]

[Walking past. Blink. What the hell was wrong this time? Ed walks over, eyebrow raised.]

What is it now, Kid?

[odetosymmetry]

[Cue dive bombing behind a conveniently located porch swing. There's another in the corresponding spot on the other side, obviously]

You honestly cannot see the dreadful dilemma Edward?

[braided_icarus]

[Watches him dive, before looking around for a second.]

...What?

[odetosymmetry]

[Peeping out so just his eyes and the top of his head is visible.]

The Box Fort.

[playswithwater]

[Yuuto's going to stand and watch you twitching up there on the porch, Kid]

There something dangerous in that... well... [The word for that thing in the front yard escapes him]

[odetosymmetry]

Box Fort. And certainly not, it is dangerously asymmetrical.

[playswithwater]

Asymmetrical?

That should be easy to fix.