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[odetosymmetry]

[It's another lovely morning in Mayfield. The birds are singing, the everlasting hippie campfires are still burning, people are still finding potatoes in the bathtub... Everything is as it should be. Except the Box Fort.

Ordinarily Kid would be making his way to school by now, but he's having a little trouble walking passed it, hence why he's still

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[kol_shevik]

[Is, for some reason, on your porch too. Peers around the corner and drops to a very loud whisper.]

...What are we looking at, comrade?

[odetosymmetry]

[HOLY SHITE RUSSIA are you trying to give me an ANEURYSM? Is now sort of half on the floor whilst edging awaaay.]

... That!

[Managing to point at the Box Fort without looking directly at it.]

[kol_shevik]

[...oh yes. The fort. We certainly remember that. Stares it down.]

...Has terrible design. Could use real architect.

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[odetosymmetry]

"Terrible design"? An understatement.

There is at least five more boxes on the left side than the right, one has a crayon doodle of various unidentifiable stick figures on fire defacing it, the whole thing is positively tilting and-and oh dear lord-- A bird just landed on it in a spot just off center

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[odetosymmetry]

. . .

[Looking away now to have a violent gagging fit.]

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[kol_shevik]

[Gives the boxes the evil eye.]

[2/3] GOD I HATE YOU SPELLING

[kol_shevik]

[Stares at Kid writhing about like a flaily moron.]

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[kol_shevik]

[

Smiles.]

Would you like Motherland to take care of it~?

TIS THY KARMA FOR BEING A TRAUMA MONGERER

[odetosymmetry]

Yes. Anything. Please. Just fix it.

I cannot stand the sight of it anymore.

[kol_shevik]

Russia will get to work! Work hard for collective and Union!

[AND SO HE STARTS DISMANTLING THE BOX FORT and not very carefully either.]

[odetosymmetry]

[Has progressed from writhing about to simply twitching every time Russia moves/tramples/destroys a part of the Box Fort and muttering.]

...Should die... Death... Dying... Flamingo...

[kol_shevik]

[After a while the noise dies down, and Russia wanders back over, box in his hands. He sets it down over Kid, looking extremely satisfied.]

Hy! Has been a while since last good annexation. Russia feels much better.

threadjackin' if its cool~

[discoinfernorz]

[AMBLES OUT FROM THE BACKYARD.

stops and just

stares...

before grinning widely this does not bode well for your soaps and remaining fences]

Having fun?

sup bro'

[kol_shevik]

[Leans on Kid-box.]

Да-а! Is great fun, comrade. [Gestures back at the sad remains.] Perhaps should be more careful in planning next time. Would never survive good Russian snowstorm.

[odetosymmetry]

[Death the Box responds by quivering & moving backwards a bit.]

[discoinfernorz]

[those sad remains are very sad indeed.

as is the quivering moving box. kinda staring at that too for a bit before shrugging.]

Aa, it was just something to eat away the time. Careful planning should be saved for important things.

[not sore about the destroyed fort nope, not at all]