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[odetosymmetry]

[Kid is standing outside his "home" with a sketchpad and a tape measure, looking accomplished/rabid.]

It seems after much trial and tribulation the front yard meets my exacting standards!

[He starts zipping around as he points everything out... To himself obviously~]

Note the evenness of the hedge, how the trees have the same number of branches on

Comments

[unless you don't want me to say this >_>;;;]

[burningspiral]

... How's it symmetrical? The ground on that side is different from the other. There's more rocks underground.

1/3 Of course HE doesn't, but go ahead 8D

[odetosymmetry]

... That's of little cons-

[kol_shevik]

[Well hi there next-door-neighbor. Russia is now leaning looming over the fence and surveying Kid's brand sparkly new symmetrical paradise.]

Is very even, Да.

[odetosymmetry]

Isn't it? I'm glad Russia agrees~

[kol_shevik]

Да-a~ It will be sad for you when we level Mayfield to ground.

[He reaches over to pat the hedge on Kid's side of the fence, upsetting a few leaves.]

Is nice while here, though!

Simultaneous eery cheek glowing. Haha what a creeper

[odetosymmetry]

...You didn't get your missiles back yet did you?

[Immediately attempts to start putting the leaves back into place once his fiendish ghoul of a neighbour has finished upsetting them, simultaneously glancing around for where he left the hedge clippers.]

[toughestknd]

*he's out taking a walk and overhears this, wondering what the heck he's talking about.

Giving up immediately, he shrugs and walks on by, unconciously stepping on a few blades of grass on the lawn*

[odetosymmetry]

[Spots the criminal activity.]

YOU! Desist in your detrimental behaviour!

[toughestknd]

*he hears big words being spoken at him*

...wha?

[odetosymmetry]

Stop what you're doing!

[He points to where he's walking.]

You're defiling my perfectly even lawn!

[braided_icarus]

Heh. So you've moved onto making the yard symmetrical now, Kid?

...I guess it'd give you something to do.

[odetosymmetry]

Why yes! Quite the wonderful sight isn't it Edward?

[braided_icarus]

Errr.....It's...certainly kinda tidier looking then the rest of the lawns in the neighbourhood....?

1/2

[odetosymmetry]

Ahh~ It is glorious! Truly symmetrical!

[naive_weapon]

Ohhh! Oh! Cannai help, Kid?!♪

[odetosymmetry]

N-no! It's quite all right Patti thank you!

[Waves a hand.]

I'm all done here!

[naive_weapon]

Aw. Lemme know so I can help next time!♪

[odetosymmetry]

... Of course

[He coughs a little bit.]